Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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