sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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