I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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