i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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