Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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