I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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