so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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