that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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