Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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