I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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