I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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