i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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