im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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