Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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