I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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