I wannas sexs uuuuu
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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