so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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