i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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