Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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