KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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