one might say we're banned from that church
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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