Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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