You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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