I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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