I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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