I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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