I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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