Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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