I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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