If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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