Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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