apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
send nudes
from the living room?
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