question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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