Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize