did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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