i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Randomize
