So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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