i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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