There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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