Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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