I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You made out with two different species that night
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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