am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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