He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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