I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
BRING THE BAGELS
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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