The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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