did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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