then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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