i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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