dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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