Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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