wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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