guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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