i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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