How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
